Obama's Gulf War Can Cameron build enough tight-fitting caps For each of the deepwater wells being drilled, Including some extras for BP's relief wells, So they won't contribute to what's being spilled? BP's reputation does not augur well For relief well success and for lifting the ban. But don't you know Joe will say that he's sorry And claim drilling "them wells" wasn't part of his plan. Of course being Texan, Joe's thinking bigger. Trouble is Barton never figured on leaks, Nor that building just one of "them tight-fitting caps" For BP would take Cameron damn close to ten weeks. So it's "Obama's fault" that Ken never ordered More tight-fitting caps, which Joe would have done Had he been in charge of Gulf deepwater drilling And loving the view from his own Air Force One.
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