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Carbon's Queen (and King?) Cap and trade with Blythe Masters and Michael Steele Introducing J.P. Morgan's Queen of Credit Obligations, But please refrain from wild applause and snide congratulations. The havoc that Blythe Masters wrought devising credit default swaps Pales beside her scheme for getting Michael Steele to lick his chops Over carbon credit profits – all the money to be made Just by using excess carbon to adjust a person's shade. Masters-Steele thank Harry Reid for being so observant And knowing, when it comes to greed, that Blythe's almost as fervent. The fact Obama's ten shades lighter seemingly had not been noted By J.P. Morgan's Jamie Dimon who views the world as sugar-coated. But guess who's shade's about to be the basis for all standardizing? For Steele's the one Republican not now in need of carbonizing. So why does Steele, the GOP's one and only black man standing, Have Masters worried he'll sell short, then lighten up by sanding?
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