Cat Facts
The Bobby Jindal Revelations

Leaving those banks
    the same sizes they were
Is like praying that more
    Bobby Jindals occur
Again revealing a cat that's shaved
    looks smaller with no fur,
Unless, of course, it's neutered
    and is neither him nor her.

Such Republican profundities
    sit well with Tom DeLay.
Thank goodness that the bug man's back
    so he can have his say
About where Jindal has Katrina's
    bailout stashed away.
Perhaps with Bernie Madoff
    or The Lewis BofA?

In any case it now is clear
    that New York Post cartoon
Did not depict Obama but a
    Republican buffoon,
Whose plan will be to be against
    all attempts to prune
The BofA to sizes that
    no longer call the tune.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/26/09

To 'More Bank of America'
To 'Bush League Bankers'