Why pay Archer Daniels Midland
to help us add more weight
To our buttocks and our bellies?
No exercise? It's what we ate!
They'll argue we've no self-control.
Of course that isn't true,
And Fruit Loops with their sweet'ners
are an epicurean breakthrough –
So if you know a fatty bum-bum
whose goal is diabetes,
Have them supplement their Fruit Loops
with some fructose flavored Wheaties.
They'll be adding to the subsidies
Congress pays to ADM,
Until obesity's a fate
even Blue Cross will condemn.
When underwriting's done away with
and most ev'ryone's insured,
Even fatty bum-bums whom
the giant ADM has lured
To a sweetener addiction
health insurers will deplore,
They'll find we must be treated –
not rejected as before.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/12/09
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