Night and day
Ridge is the one,
Only he 'neath the moon
and under the sun.
He's so sure that they'll attack
because Bush preemptively hit Iraq,
He thinks of us
night and day.
Day or night?
He doesn't know.
But his job is to hope we are safe
wherever we go.
In Wyoming where there's room
to run and hide from a big, bad boom
Ridge thinks of us
night and day.
Night and day
He will discuss
On radio and TV,
to what extent he feels bad for us.
But if he is forcasting red,
forget about it, we're almost dead.
Still he thought of us,
As his boss would say,
"Not day and night,
but night and day."
Music by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/10/04
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