Blue Dog Democrats
Controlling the toothpaste budget

Blue Dog Democrats have plans
    to take a closer look
At who receives the royalties
    from Colgate's Toothpaste Book,
And who prescribes tube openings
    much larger than we need,
Resulting in a way too big
    and costly toothpaste bead.

"Toothpaste For Dummies" authors,
    at a recent Senate hearing,
Revealed that savings could be had
    by Blue Dogs engineering
A smaller hole in toothpaste tubes
    to save all those who brush
Enough to buy robotic denture
    substitutes for Rush.

Bob Carlson

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