Suppose
Oily Mary's constituents find
That tar and feathers should be her reward
For coating their seabirds and turtles and fish
With BP Select till they're stiff as a board?
BP Select coming straight from the Gulf,
Diluted with seawater does promote rust,
But's not formulated for coating these Senators.
Who'll guarantee that the stuff will combust?
Perhaps they should visit a BP refinery,
Preferably when it's about to explode.
Or will it suffice for their campaign opponents
To paint them as BP Select à la mode?
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How many incumbents are we going to miss
Whose "Drill, Baby, Drill" has resulted in this?