Widow Withington's Market Advice
Betting against CNBC and Moodys
Will
Widow Withington admit
to having plagiarized
A plan to beat the market
that performs as advertised?
"CNBC and Moodys like it?
Short it; don't be Long!"
She says that it's incredible
how often they've been wrong.
"They liked Bear Stearns and Lehman
and we saw what happened there.
Merrill Lynch and AIG…
Another winning pair.
"We know these firms pay Moodys
for the ratings they are doing,
But how's CNBC involved
in such a royal screwing?"
She knows CNBC's Big Daddy's
always been G.E.,
Inventor of the Jack Welch wand
Jim Cramer's waving on TV;
So small that we can't see it,
but with Jim's two handed waves
It makes sure he'll get something wrong
each time he rants and raves.
So the next time that she sees
CNBC's Jim Cramer tout
His Big Daddy's stock as hot…
At least one widow's getting out.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/9/09
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