What wife could resist bending her hubby's ear
If he were a Justice on our
highest court?
Who wouldn't expect her to voice an opinion?
Pillow talk? Maybe. She says spousal support.
For a husband and wife team like
Clarence and Ginni
It's marital bliss: she speaks for him; he speaks for her.
But Clarence is silent and rarely asks questions,
So whatever she says he'll almost always concur.
It's a team made in Heaven for feminist types.
Little witchcraft's involved and it's not all pillow talk.
Think: laundering secret campaign contributions,
And how
cries for disclosure are a communist crock.
How her
Liberty Central, which is growing so quickly,
Will
replace the Tea Party and that old G.O.P.
How "Thomas for President" will soon be contagious.
No more "He" or "She". Try a two-headed "We".
Two heads will be so much better than one,
Especially when one of them's currently his.
If you thought the Tea Party was a potent libation,
Wait till you've tried
Ginni's with double the fizz.