I don't care about the uninsured,
Specially those who're never cured.
Who gives a hoot?
All I care about is me,
And being noticed…
Aetna compensates me handsomely
For my Connecticut pedigree…
Who gives a hoot?
All I care about is me,
And being on Conan…
I don't care about TARP paybacks,
Wall Street's bonus surplus tax.
Who gives a hoot?
All I care about is me.
Give me two chances to
Change my point of view.
You will find that I've returned
To positions I once spurned.
I don't care if people know I shop
For a deal when I flip-flop.
Who gives a hoot?
All I care about is me,
And seeming important…
I won't care if I was wrong or right
When my motives come to light.
Who'll give a hoot?
All I care about is me.
Music by John Kander
Original Lyric by Fred Ebb
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/17/09
To 'Joe Lieberman'
To 'Sorry, Senator Kerry'
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