This just in: The Donald Claims,
"Gaming Laws Unfair."
Securitizing life insurance?
The Donald wants a share.
With the right connections
life expectancy's controlled.
Profits to investors soar
when insureds can't get too old.
Which could mean The Donald's bonds
would rate as Moodys Triple A's.
Whereas Goldman Sachs insureds
might live forever and a day.
That's why the Credit Suisse revived
securitizing team
Includes the outfit, "Pull Zee Plug",
to match The Donald's lead pipe dream.
Will all of Wall Street fight Obama
where health care is concerned?
Less is certainly a plus – the shorter life,
the more they've earned.
Confused? They pray Chuck Grassley's right
and Palin's Panels do take hold.
But has Moodys factored in
euthanasia for the old?
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/7/09
To More Life Settlements
To More Goldman Sachs
To More Rating Agencies
To 'Wall Street Pursues Profit in Bundles of Life Insurance'
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