Take Orrin Hatch to your ball game?
Take Orrin Hatch to your park?
He and his son will push NHEA
To give your children the muscles they lack.
It will convert to a steroid.
Orrin says, "Ain't that a shame…
My son's made a fortune promoting the stuff –
So what if it ruins the game?"
* The New York Times - 4/17/05
"How One Pill Escaped Place On Steroid List"
Music by Abe Olman
Original Lyric by Ed Rose
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/17/05
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