Not my fault. Who could halt
Accusations of assault
Without disrupting
team morale?
"Ped" alerts? Shorter
skirts
Revealing more of our perverts?
Why, they'd corrupt our team morale.
Now if a pedophile
Stops for a while,
Haven't we
saved face?
So your offspring
Was his plaything?
Why belatedly replace
Us Holy Dads with
Holy Moms,
Lose entrée to grade school proms,
And blow the Church's age-old rationale?
Music by Sam Lewis & JoeYoung
Original Lyric by Ray Henderson
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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4/11/10
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