He's a cop
Who protects our borders?
He's a cop,
Who takes Bush's orders,
A dope who still can't cope with aliens?
If they speak Spanish
He lets them vanish
While he counts to ten.
It's a game
Of border hide and seek.
Who's to blame
That our borders leak?
Is the guy so dumb his thumb can't find the dike?
If they're Hispanic,
No way he'll panic
Or make them take a hike.
He's a cop?
Well, we're the victim.
He's a flop,
For he won't convict 'em.
Is he paid by Mexico or by you and me?
Why not lock him up in Gitmo till we see?
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/20/05
To 'Co-conspirators - Gonzales'
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