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Stimulating Republican Spending
Especially for Nebraska's senators
What's the risk that Timid Tim's
timidity will spread
And make Obama's stimulus
a Bush-McCain retread?
Did we elect Obama
just to end up with McCain?
Will Timid Tim play games
in Merrill Lynch's Thain domain?
Where Nebraska's freshman doofus,
Mike Johans, can't comprehend
That an economic stimulus
requires that someone spend
Money on 'most anything:
a movie or a play,
Or a pleasant evening
of rolling in the hay.
It's largesse that must be spent, not saved,
by ev'ry conferee.
Won't someone tell that doofus
stimulating's not for free.
Who knows? With all Nebraska's hay
a roll may cost much less,
But D.C. madams promise
to ensure the bill's success.
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/8/09
To 'Bush League Bankers'
To 'Obama's Stimuli'
To 'Timid Timmy Geithner'
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