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Cheney's Chicken Democrats He's intimidating the same old cowards Chicken Senate Democrats are making reservations For familiar cubbyholes in undisclosed locations. Dick's 9/11 bombast scared them into acquiescing To Wolfowitz and Rummy's rosy telescope b.s.ing. Now Cheney's left his bunker long enough to once again Cow those Chicken Democrats to not fear if but when To expect his new recruits and where to put the old As he attempts to recreate the greatest lies he's told, Thinking he can make a case for any future blame To fall upon Obama for his given middle name. Can Dick convince them Gitmo's inmates might be more adept At busting out of Supermaxes where Alberto kept Suspected Gore supporters with nary one escape? Yet adding a few Gitmo-ites makes Harry Reid go ape? If KFC hires KBR to rewire those locations, Who will be fried Boehner-brown in the conflagration?
Bob Carlson To 'Harry Reid's Congress' To 'John Boehner' |