Cheney Failed His Stress Test
But feels safe enough to surface under Obama

Psychiatrists are not surprised that Cheney's mind's a blur
Although he's changed professions and become a raconteur
Of seven and a half years in many undisclosed locations
Who's always envied Bushie's twelve month annual vacations.

Imagine how much stress a scaredy cat like Dick endures
Moving with his entourage among the nation's safest sewers.
How sad to have concluded in his sewer purgatory
That Bushie's time in Texas might ever keep things hunky-dory,

That presidents in Washington are merely a distraction
Who're keeping Halliburton from obtaining all the action
Even though he has been warned that Halliburton might
Rewire his 'lectric blankie making him a Cheney night-light.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/13/09

To 'Cheney's Obsessions'