Cheney Failed His Stress Test But feels safe enough to surface under Obama Psychiatrists are not surprised that Cheney's mind's a blur Although he's changed professions and become a raconteur Of seven and a half years in many undisclosed locations Who's always envied Bushie's twelve month annual vacations. Imagine how much stress a scaredy cat like Dick endures Moving with his entourage among the nation's safest sewers. How sad to have concluded in his sewer purgatory That Bushie's time in Texas might ever keep things hunky-dory, That presidents in Washington are merely a distraction Who're keeping Halliburton from obtaining all the action Even though he has been warned that Halliburton might Rewire his 'lectric blankie making him a Cheney night-light.
Bob Carlson |