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Cheney, Palin, Cadavers, and Coal Guns in our National Parks The next pop pop you hear will be Dick Cheney shooting bears Or visitors on snowmobiles he catches unawares. The New York Times reports he'll have the President's approval And will earn a default swap for each cadaver's prompt removal. "Cheney Skeet Shoots Snowmobiles!" A Yellowstone attraction! And now we hear Todd Palin says he wants in on the action. This Cheney-Palin undertaking? Not anticipated. As funeral directors Moodys says they're overrated. Yet Wall Street touts their default swaps, betting they'll succeed, Fulfilling what CNBC proclaims a vital need: Cadavers rotting in our parks, emitting CO2, Would offset all reductions Dirty Coal has promised you.
Bob Carlson To 'Dirty Coal' |