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Chinese Derivatives (But no Republican credit default swaps) Is Communist China still funneling money Through the Chamber of Commerce in order to buy U.S. politicians who're so angry at having To work Christmas week that they've made Boehner cry? Have Kyl and DeMint turned their backs on religion? Is their Christmas shopping a thing of the past? Or are they spending yen that the Chamber is laundering On Chinese made crèches with a bronze Chinese cast? CEO Blankfein's not at all sympathetic. Christmas has never meant that much to him. He's far more concerned with Chinese derivatives And whether they'll believe that his real name is Kim. Although the name Blankfein was his key to the boardroom, To whom does Kim pray for a job overseas? And could he survive without Wall Street's vigorish? Is corruption endemic among the Chinese? In old movies the Chinese were famous as gamblers, But some Default Swaps have even them running scared. All those Tea Party plans for our Constitution Will leave Mitch's attempts at survival impaired.
Bob Carlson 12/18/10 To 'A Secretive Banking Elite Rules Trading in Derivatives' To 'Reid blasts GOP Sens. DeMint and Kyl as 'sanctimonious' ' To 'The Crying Game' To 'Tea Party's Love for Constitution May Kill It' To 'Vigorish defined' To 'Credit default swap' To 'Chinese Communist Bankers' To 'Chamber of Commerce Money Laundering' To 'Mitch Just-Say-No' To 'Goldman's Blankfein' To 'Other Derivatives' |