'Chopper' Christie
(Loves those 'free' New Jersey helicopters)

Can Christie's campaign funds pay New Jersey back
For the use of its chopper to get to the game?
To Iowa's stretching it, but his son's baseball game? Wow!
That seems like a helluva questionable claim.

Could 'Chopper' Christie be an ALEC disposable?
One term and out having fulfilled his role?
After signing the bills that the Koch Boys prescribe,
Lifetime-choppers for him? For his wife a mink stole?

He'll use 'free' choppers today. Things might not work out.
Both of those Koch Boys are showing their years.
Have you seen them name something for somebody else?
Thank goodness mortality's not one of their fears.

Naming buildings by edict? Won't last like a purchase
Where millions change hands for a ten buck nameplate
To put the Koch name on municipal buildings -
Buildings that used to belong to the state.

Red state governors? Congressmen? What does it matter
As long as they legislate more corporate tax breaks?
So if voters aren't angry enough to recall 'em,
They'll be briefly remembered as one-term mistakes.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
6/2/11

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6/2/11