Christmas For Nebraskans Americans sing the Kander & Ebb tune to Nebraskans "When You're Good To Mama" from "Chicago" (Got a little motto, always sees me through….) Way to go Nebraskans. Nelson's 'no-will-do' Threatened to screw Harry Ends up screwing you. What they did to Congress Now comes home to roost Major repercussions, Carefully produced: Ethanol abolished Farm bills overdue What they'll do to Nelson, He'll pass on to you. Christmas for Nebraska After Nelson's ruse? Population increase: Homeless parvenus. Now the nation's homeless Can become insured, Moving to Nebraska, Voting rights assured. New far left Nebraskans, Liberal to a fault, Tenting in the cornfields Beats New York asphalt. Increase in the tax base? Not 'less they get jobs. But Ben says you'll love 'em; They're no longer snobs. Homeless in Nebraska. Cherished dreams come true. Reid does unto Nelson, Ben does unto you.
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