C.I.A. Concessions Now Hiring Proctologists! Should the C.I.A. concede the battle of the bulge? With torture now a practice in which they frequently indulge Why are undie bomber undie bulges hard for them to spot? Must they hear somebody gasp to feel their efforts aren't for naught? Anatomies of bombers and of victims are the same, So why are they so lousy at the scrutinizing game? Most legs don't have weird bulges, or if they do, why not ask why? Don't assume somebody's mama raised a lumpy legged guy, Or that with the funny gait he's got he's imitating Bush. He, too, may have a little something extra up his tush,
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