Now Hiring Proctologists!
Should the C.I.A. concede
the battle of the bulge?
With torture now a practice
in which they frequently indulge
Why are undie bomber undie bulges
hard for them to spot?
Must they hear somebody gasp
to feel their efforts aren't for naught?
Anatomies of bombers and
of victims are the same,
So why are they so lousy
at the scrutinizing game?
Most legs don't have weird bulges,
or if they do, why not ask why?
Don't assume somebody's mama
raised a lumpy legged guy,
Or that with the funny gait he's got
he's imitating Bush.
He, too, may have a little something
extra up his tush,
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