Closing In On J.P. Morgan Chase
(They lost how many billions?)

They're working their way up to the top guy at Chase,
Tarnishing his reputation. Will he quit in disgrace?
Jamie Dimon has made himself Obama's pal
Untouchable? Maybe, unless there is a blonde femme fatale.

Did Mary Shapiro use her feminine wiles?
Was the SEC honey too much to resist?
That would be a conquest, a notch on his belt.
An opportunity like that Jamie should not have missed.

Did Dimon respond and rise to the bait?
To learn what transpired, we'll just have to wait.
But Javier Martin-Artajo and Julien Grout, if found and done in,
May furnish some clues to the big boss's sin.

Bob Carlson

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