CNBC Trusts Cramer? Cramer will love Public Private Investment Funds Will Deutsche Bank securitize PPIFs for Jim So he can tell 'Mad Money' fans how good they look to him? "They've great upside potential" until his buddies sell them short Which only happens when they need to "as a last resort" When a leech like Steny Hoyer hints his campaign needs more dough. His BofA TARP trickle-down can seem a trifle slow. Of course some shares Jim's pals sell short they often can't deliver, Generating profits that set Cramer's heart aquiver. But Congress will know what to do to get those profits back. They'll tax their hedge fund matress money trusting Jim to blow his stack.
Bob Carlson |