Comparing Winners & Losers
To be sung to the Harold Arlen tune
"Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea"
(I don't want you, but I'd hate to lose you.)

Some wave placards,
Some curse blowhards.
Arab youth have Sheik Nasrallah,
Americans have Dubble-U.

One is admired,
One should be fired.
Arab youth have Sheik Nasrallah,
Americans have Dubble-U.

One succeeds in winning hearts and souls,
Though some don't agree with all his goals.
One hasn't done a god-damn thing
But prove to be a ding-a-ling.

One's a winner,
One's a spinner-grinner.
Arab youth have Sheik Nasrallah,
Americans have Dubble-U.

Music by Harolld Arlen
Original Lyric by Ted Koehler
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/30/06

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