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Competing Immigrants ('Promoting More Pregnancies' @ pmp.og, not org) Conservatives worried about immigration Should start to get with it at pmp.og. 'Promoting More Pregnancies' should be their response To the immigrant birth rate that's begun to leapfrog The birth rate of prior generations of immigrants Whose parents arrived here some time ago. Census takers are warning their productivity's off. Perhaps they're still active, but they've nothing to show. Arizona's so worried that they've written the Pope. He's got immigrant teenager pregnancies up. Condemning condoms for that age group has worked. For their elders he recommends a no-condom prenup. And lots of Viagra. It's helped Berlusconi. Schwarzenegger swears by it. He'd become a sponsor But they can't find a model who wants to appear with him. Just one time with Arnold and nobody else wants her. If your parents were born here, take the no-condom pledge. So of course Grover's pledglings will be forced to join. ALEC's ghostwriting bills mandating more pregnancies – Who'll be first to enact them? Wichita and Des Moines.
Bob Carlson 6/3/11 To 'Census reveals plummeting U.S. birthrates' To 'U.S. Birth Rates and Population Growth' To 'ALEC State Legislature Ghostwriter Verses' To 'Grover Norquist, the Enforcer' To 'G.O.P. Puppeteer, Grover Norquist Verses' |