Congratulations Democrats!
You make it look easy

Congratulations Democrats!
    You've proved there's nothing to it –
So little effort on your parts –
    In just one year you blew it.

You blame it all on Coakley
    who never heard of Fenway Park.
Why not on those whose dirty coal
    fuels Landrau's Noah's Ark?

And now you've helped those Yankees choose
    a one-man filibuster.
How's it feel to be a combo
    Wintergreen and General Custer?

You took your time; let Baucus dawdle.
    You ladled out the pork.
Even when you had the votes
    you couldn't pop the cork.

You've emulated Wall Street
    supplying bonus baby oils,
But can't agree among you
    on how to divvy up the spoils.

As much as we despise that crew
    whose policy is "No",
Two thousand ten will be the year
    when all incumbents have to go.

When Aetna, Cigna and Blue Cross
    combine with Goldman Sachs,
It won't be Bushie who's to blame
    but your government of hacks.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/20/10

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