Obama's Afghanistan
Conned The house rarely loses Americans are furious. We've been conned again, Obama said we're pulling out, but now's finessing when. Boehner in particular is horribly upset. Tears of jubilation got his pancake makeup wet. Why spend three months to get it right? And five days later, Bang, be wrong? Then call on Hill to make amends? In her Men's Warehouse sarong? We've seen how much help Karzai's been: Eight years just struggling to survive. How many billions must we blow to keep one Pashtun fraud alive? It doesn't cost the Taliban a million bucks a man, 'Cause guess what? Their families are living in Afghanistan. So rest and recreation can be had at little cost While relatively very little travel time is lost. If McChristal thinks attrition's going to be his winning card, The idiot's forgotten that it's not his house and not his yard.
Bob Carlson To 'Corruption by Karzai' To 'McChrystal's Mendacity' To 'Four-Star Lobbyists' To 'No Firm Plans for a U.S. Exit in Afghanistan' |