Corruption In Congress
Harry Reid stuffs his ballot box

Who's asked the Budget Office
    how much Aetna stands to make
By making sure that Harry,
    Ben and Joe are on the take?

Why fret about Afghan corruption?
    Look what Harry did:
Bought Nebraska's Nelson off
    with many million quid.

If that isn't rank corruption,
    we'd like to know what is.
It stinks as bad as Karzai's
    Taliban protection biz.

We pay the Karzai Brothers
    to buy off the Taliban
So McChrystal's free to drive
    around Afghanistan.

Harry Reid dispensed our bucks
    so he could stay in pow'r,
Leaving Axelrod to spin it as
    Obama's finest hour.

That incumbents buy each other off,
    we fear no longer shocks.
What makes it any diff'rent from
    stuffing Karzai's ballot box?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/22/09

To 'Harry Reid'
To 'Private Health Insurers'
To 'Politicians for Sale'
To 'Deep in Health Bill, Very Specific Beneficiaries'
To '10 Red States Now Questioning Nelson Deal'