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Courts For Sale Sung to the Cole Porter tune "Love For Sale" Courts for sale. Left and right wing courts for sale. Some with judges Bush has roiled. Some with judges Bush has oiled. Courts for sale. Who will buy? With extremists at an all time high Who will pay the steepest price For the guarantee of loaded dice? Courts for sale. If idealists tout our courts In their naïve way, How will bidders know which courts Let us help defray The cost of verdicts most will love, Not ones that Bush still dreams of For what-you-say crimes, Staying-gay crimes, Even you-won't-pay-to-pray crimes? Courts for sale. Against or for aborts for sale. Raise the dough and buy your share. Make your judge a billionaire. Courts for sale. What's Scalia's asking price? Ask Scalia's speaking price. Courts for sale.
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter |