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CPAC Does Boehner A Young Republican's Rally Song Doctor, Doctor, Doctor DNA Concocter, Reincarnate me as 'SunLamp' Boehner. I had thought I'd like to be A CEO of AIG, Keeplng Larry Summers on retainer. But it takes smarts to con the Fed, So why not go for dumb instead? Which means doing Boehner's a no-brainer. Parrots love to talk and talk But never have to walk the walk, Which suits 'SunLamp Boehner' to a 'T'. And me, I'm just an average Joe Who don't know what he don't know, So doing Boehner sounds 'bout right for me. Just think. A Don Quixote, Who has a little toady with warts like Eric Cantor in attendance… Since Ron Paul's nearly senile, Imagine being in denial And stuck with fetching paper clips for all Ron Paul's descendants. Who knows if they would be like me, Fools who'd pass up AIG, Or patriots who'd put me on retainer? Doctor, Doctor, Doctor DNA Concocter, Reincarnate me as 'SunLamp' Boehner.
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