Crazy Cheney Panics
No more Punch and Judy

Who is Cheney scared they'll question?
    Jami Miscik, CIA –
Forced out when she balked at his
    "my way or the highway."

Regrettably we ended up
    with Porter Goss in charge
And more Al Qaeda suicidal
    terrorists at large

After Dick's ventriloquism
    showed Bushie saying "Go."
And Judy Miller starring in his
    Punch and Judy show.

But the flowers Cheney promised?
    Apparently a glitch –
By ignoring Jami Miscik
    he was scratching the wrong itch.

Not only that but Cheney proved
    exceedingly disloyal.
It's Chinese drilling in Iraq,
    not just pals from Standard Oil,

Whose lobbyists will be the hosts
    where he and Bush are headed.
There won't be talk of "Climate Change".
    Down there the gas is leaded.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/6/09

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