Cutbacks On Wall Street
Summers, Blankfein and other Bernie acolytes

Who's to blame for Wall Street losing
    greedy acolytes of Bernie's,
Who're getting far from free advice
    from Lloyd Blankfein's attorneys.

"Lloyd makes us work pro bono
    as he skimps to repay Timmy,
But Bernie's boys, like Summers is,
    are Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

"Imagine Harvard's president,
    moonlighting on the side,
Raking hedge fund millions in
    to show he's qualified

"To regulate The Street's pooh-bahs,
    who we've advised to scatter,
Just in case some one of them
    turns out to be a ratter.

"If only they could guru
    half as well Summers does,
They'd have far fewer worries
    when confronted by the fuzz.

"But with them back in Vegas
    how'll Cramer get tips with his shoeshine?
Is Summers their replacement?
    Or maybe Mister 'Miser' Blankfein?"

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/14/09

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