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Damn You Again, Barack Obama! – II Old Mac pleads with Obama to join him in Town Hall rallies Damn you again, Barack Obama! Why reject my ingenious suggestion? Me appearing with you in a Town Hall venue If I try to control my malicious aggression. My media sycophants find me funny as hell. I do, too, as you've seen by my smirk. Like Bush I'm a third generation dumb ne'er-do-well Who'll let you be straight man while I play the jerk. If you want, I'll repeat my gorilla rape joke Revealing my feelings about women's issues, Admit slandering Chelsea was a desperate stroke, And not drop my pants to display my scar tissues. What more can an old fart like me try to do? I've flip-flopped on most things I've said in the past. Except on Iraq, abortions and gays, I'm now with you, Though who knows how long those opinions will last. I'd introduce you to my Latino friends, Or they were till I decided to denounce immigration. But Phil Gramm and our porn stars will soon make amends By performing an AARP demonstration. So, Obama, you see you can't go wrong with me. I'm too old to do well in a crowd. Me appearing with you in a Town Hall venue Is essential – I'm ancient, for crying out loud!
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