Damn You Again, Barack Obama! I Old Mac bemoans losing UBS and the pigeon breeder vote Damn you again, Barack Obama! You've snared the pigeon breeder vote. How'd you know that homing pigeons Were Wall Street's FISA antidote? Without a prime supply of pigeons UBS becomes Bear Stearns. FISA tapes off-shore transactions Recording more than just downturns. UBS investors panic. Imagine if what's overheard And passed on to the IRS Shows what's wrongly tax-deferred. Wired and Wireless, telecoms Are well equipped to intercept. But Bushie catching homing pigeons? How could someone who's so inept? The problem is the pigeon droppings. The Swiss don't dig the pigeon poop. Which may not auger well for Wall Street. They were an influential group. But pooping pigeons and Phill Gramm Plus FISA mean that UBS Not only finds itself in trouble With its own pigeons, but in a mess.
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