Obama's Gulf War How hard will it be for Obama's advisors To bamboozle BP into persuading Thad To turn its relief wells into gushing producers So Obama looks good and more jobs can be had? How many new jobs will his aides' machinations Beget at the start? A few hundred per well? But whenever BP and Transocean join forces Those numbers can look like a mere bagatelle. How prepared will Thad Allen be this time around? Are Dispersants-By-Lisa still in short supply? Can Salazar locate more HazMat apparel So no BP and Transocean execs go bye-bye? How hard will it be for the Gulf to recover? Will exported sea turtles try to come back? Will another oil spill appease Jindal and Barbour So more Democrats don't come under attack?
Bob Carlson So, What the Hell is This?' To 'In Gulf, Good News Is Taken With Grain of Salt' To 'The Oil Spill's Worst-Case Scenario' To 'Brownwer: 'Oil will weather in the ocean'' To 'Browner: Let's eat' To 'BP is still deciding what to do' To 'Obama's Milquetoast Advisors' To 'The Obama Gang Can't Shoot Straight' To 'The Economy's Larry Summers' To 'EPA's Lax Lisa Jackson' To 'MMS's Ken Salazar' To 'British Petroleum Incompetence' |