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Deadly Spring Breaks (Will hurt tourism in Florida) Don't let your daughter take Spring breaks in Florida, Please, lovely Ms. Withington, please. The lead could be flying For no one's been buying That guns are some sort of deterrent. As a single mother Where'll you find another? Is NRA Mingle that current? Don't let your daughter claim safety in numbers, Please, lovely Ms. Withington, please. Their NRA Mingle Likes you better single, But single shot weaponry, no. Aim's less of a concern When they've ammo to burn For which lobbyists supply the dough. Don't let your daughter go on Spring break in Florida, Please, lovely Ms. Withington, please. Why gamble her fate On a Colt 38 And the aim of some self-proclaimed jurists? Mingle's attrition rate In such a gullible state Is hurting for its lack of tourists. Don't you or your daughter wear hoodies in Florida, Please, lovely Ms. Withington, please.
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