Debunking Intelligent Design
With Bush, McCain and now Jindal

Oh, how they loved their Bushie,
    when Bushie was in power!
How sad it took so long
    for cronyism to turn sour.

Bush left too many obstacles
    for John McCain to hurdle,
As evidenced the moment that
    old Mac began to curdle.

It culminated with their choice
    of FEMA's fav'rite flunkie,
Who showed Al Sharpton he'd been wrong
    when he ID'd the monkey.

But what a blow to hucksters
    of intelligent design.
In Jindal Rush can''t miss
    the evolutionary line.

So, of course, they're blaming Bushie
    and his nearly full-time hobby.
If he hadn't cleared that brush,
    they'd have a place for hiding Bobby.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/27/09

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