Deer In The Headlights
(Mitch's dumfounded look may be contagious)

Al Qaeda's found something about us they like:
Mitch's deer in the headlights, blank, dumbfounded look.
Who better to freeze and not pay the army?
Parliamentary procedures? Just say "No" by the book!

It's a sample of what we have come to expect
From someone determined to kill our own troops
If by some quirk of fate he ends up in charge
Of the winners of Dancing With Star Nincompoops.

As a domestic terrorist chief his one goal
Of obliterating Obama's success,
Has McCain so befuddled that he's apoplectic.
Amendments to bills? Should he vote 'No' or 'Yes'?

John used to vote 'Yes' when amendments were his.
Now when most aren't, the old man is confused.
He can't recall ever seeing it happen.
As he becomes senile, do you think he feels used?

Does Blanche Lincoln blanch at the thought of retiring?
Like anyone cares if she loses her seat.
Why'd she break with her party? Is 'blindness' contagious?
Schultz's claim, "I see NOTHING" could be her last Tweet.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
9/24/10

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