Do As Bankers Do
Walk away from that mortgage

Did Bernanke's housing bubble
    take you by surprise?
Has your house become an albatross
    before your very eyes?
Is its market value less
    than what you owe those guys?
Then let the bank that holds the mortgage
    try it on for size.
Dump it.

Morgan Stanley speculated,
    then lost and walked away.
Who cares if Moodys goofed
    and rates it Triple A?
Once it's under water,
    it makes no sense to pay.
Do as bankers do;
    never do what bankers say.
Dump it.

How 'bout fifteen minutes cheaper
    if you decide to rent?
You'll wonder where so many
    of your cares and troubles went,
Not why your monthly payments
    haven't made a dent,
Nor why each year they jump
    by a lousy ten percent.
Dump it.

The banker of today is not
    your lifelong family friend.
Those papers that you signed?
    Where will their journey end?
Forget those grim reminders
    with which you must contend.
Without a crippling mortgage
    you'll have that much more to spend.
Dump it.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/14/10

To 'Bush League Bankers'
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