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Don't Cry for Me Arizona Tourists and conventioneers join Suzan Erens singing their version of "Don't Cry for Me Argentina" Your tourist bureau may find it strange That you've been blackballed, That you are no longer A vacation destination. Our travel agents advise us That to avoid surprises From your racist constabulary We should stay away from you. Don't cry for me Arizona. I didn't sign for your boner Of police corruption In deciding who Is red, white and blue In each instance. Don't cry for me Arizona. Brewer signed off on your boner, And police harassment If they think we'll be Without some ID. We'll keep our distance. How sad to see it happen, To see you change. Now if a renegade copper, A celibate mole from the Vatican, Hates Jan Brewer's tan, He'll be required to remove her For not being a man. Don't cry for me Arizona. I was an annual donor To your police fund. But now this crisis – Per Latino prices – Demand resistance. Don't cry for me Arizona, Or telephone 'a.
Music by Andrew Lloyd Webber To 'Mexico's Man in Arizona' To 'Outlook for Arizona Tourism Not Good' To 'Arizona's business leaders worry' To Lyrics for "Don't Cry for Me Argentina" |