|
Don Diamond Is McCain's Best Friend Singing about John McCain's duplicitous 'straight talk' to the song "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend" from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (A kiss on the hand can br quite continental,) Verse McCain maintains he's anti-pork Until a friend might need a hand. Just count the beneficial bills He writes to help his friends grab land. Do as he says, not as he does. He's much too old to quibble. Compared with what his wars would cost Is Diamond just a dribble? Chorus Support for McCain from some seems sacramental, But Diamond is McCain's best friend. His game's free fed'ral land so the stakes aren't incidental – Diamond's where the money's at When McCain must pass the hat. Men this old Need more gold For any chance with women near the end. That's why we mock his 'straight talk'. From John McCain it's poppycock – Don Diamond is McCain's best friend.
Music by Jule Styne |