Doofuses or Doofi?
They intend to make us wait

Stimulus or stimuli?
    They're going to call for lots more spending
If this economic downturn
    stands an ice cube's chance of ending.

Doofuses or Doofi?
    The Senate's got an awful lot,
Most of them Republicans
    who aren't getting off the pot.

They're living in a dream world where
    the tax breaks all will trickle down,
If not fleeced by Bernie Madoff
    before they're used to paint the town.

Why do Doofi moan and cry?
    They're suddenly concerned
That ev'ry dollar handed out's
    a dollar their dear Bushie spurned.

They'd rather see the folks back home
    struggle to get by
Than benefit in any way
    from a good old college try.

"Medicine and food stamps will
    require another bill
We hope to get around to –
    You'll just have to wait until…"

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/10/09

To 'Harry Reid's Congress'
To 'Obama's Stimuli'