Dueling Quagmires
Funding Goldman and the Taliban

Are you bothered when Bernanke
    lends big bucks to Goldman Sachs?
Is that how you would like to see him
    waste your income tax?

Of course Ben's claimed it's his to spend
    however he thinks best,
But now McChrystal claims his Karzais
    also are hard pressed.

Congress authorized their budgets,
    so what's the problem, man,
If while the Feds fund Goldman Sachs,
    Stan funds the Taliban?

McChrystal's biggest hang-up's been
    transporting his supplies.
He's had to buy protection from
    Karzai's family allies.

So Stan farms out his trucking
    to local Afghan firms who pay
Warlords and the Taliban
    to look the other way.

This system worked well in Iraq
    where Bushie hired his cronies,
Whereas in Afghanistan
    the locals run the ponies.

To keep his caissons rolling,
    Stan is funding his opponents.
Aren't he and Ben proof bribes, not troops,
    are a quagmire's chief components?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/13/09

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