Dumping Harry Reid
Heck-of-a-job, Harry

Can't Blue Cross dump old Harry Reid
    while he's still able to kiss ass?
By now it should be obvious:
    He doesn't want Health Care to pass.

He's dragged his butt at ev'ry turn
    with excuses why he couldn't
Get it passed while not explaining
    all the reasons why he wouldn't.

Why aren't folks aware whose payroll
    Harry's been on from the start?
Just like Bayh and Lieberman
    who claim they've had a change of heart.

How can their handlers be concerned
    that old jihadists this lackluster
Might have the guts to draft a bill
    that might invite a filibuster?

Won't G.O.P. minorities
    of forty votes, or forty-one,
Inspire jihadist Harry Reid
    to make sure he gets nothing done?

FOX News reports the Mormon virgins
    that horny Harry Reid receives
Will be a function of how many
    aren't insured when Harry leaves.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/21/10

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