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"Dutch Drowning Dutch. Why Not You?" (Courtesy of Royal Dutch Shell) "Let's Go!" Let's Go to Hell, Shell! Apparently you need it warmer Than where polar bears were meant to dwell. But not you, you greedy Dutch underperformer, Drilling anywhere that they'll let you. This time where Mother Nature's bet you She'll drown your country well before You get a gallon of her Arctic oil ashore. Even so, you'll try to speed up global warming. Is drowning Dutchmen that habit-forming? Yet you wonder why folks don't much Like your dreadful PR, "Let's go! Dutch"?
Bob Carlson Shell's Arctic drilling plans on ice' To 'Shell may have moved troubled Alaskan rig to avoid $6 million tax, congressman says' To 'Let's Go! Shell in the Arctic' To 'More Big Oil Verses' To 'More Climate Change & Global Warming in Rhymed Verses' |