Eat At Joe's
Or with Orange John Boehner at David H.Koch's

Mitch Just-Say-No seems very determined
To help his Oompa Loompa try to look good.
By relying on David H. Koch for their funding,
Both oldies look better than they otherwise would.

That could change very quickly when Koch reads the bill
Cutting taxes forever for all David H. Kochs.
But it won't be tax cuts that catch David's attention.
It's the last minute amendment. One of Harry Reid's jokes:

Disclosure of donors on sandwich board men
With "David H. Koch" on their fronts and their backs,
Designed to appeal to a David Koch ego,
Especially when worn by political hacks.

Until NASCAR gets word, he won't have much competition.
Schwartzman, Simmons or Murdoch? But again, maybe not.
Do they buy the naming rights to great ballet centers?
Their names lack the cachet that Dave Koch has bought.

At last buying elections has a certain appeal,
And not just for the power to pass any old law.
Where else can you buy immortality cheap
Who doesn't hold sandwich board men like Boehner in awe?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
9/14/10

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