Eating Crow
A bipartisan effort

Why can't Mitch McConnell see
    tax cuts aren't apropos?
That beefing up more balance sheets
    will leave him eating crow?

Tim Geithner and Tom Daschle
    have a cleverer idea:
Without group-think, two brilliant minds,
    one common panacea.

Forgetting and neglecting
    they're convinced's the way to go,
For starting with Tom Daschle
    it won't matter who you know.

Mitch claims with less repression
    of our inherent Madoff quirk
More legal types to sort it out
    would never lack for work.

But who believes Obama's going to
    find sufficient Bernies?
And who among us does Mitch think
    is that fond of attorneys?

Whereas the Geithner-Daschle plan
    could mean a full court press,
Multiplying many fold
    leaks to the IRS,

Of course we'd need more agents
    and Barney Frank investigations,
But hopefully far fewer
    Mitch McConnell affectations.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/4/09

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