Obama's Gulf War –
Enjoying The Spill
With the Salazar brothers

Why did Ken Salazar's older brother report
That Ken's found a way of enjoying the spill?
Is he proud to have authored the blowout response?
Is he on marijuana or some kind of pill?

If he'd just spent more time on their cleanup agenda
Than he did writing BP's permission to drill,
Perhaps Admiral Allen's crews would not have wasted
Weeks making sure that no walrus was killed,

And that all skimming barges were carrying life vests,
And, to fight skimmer boredom, a few Rubik's cubes.
Call us old-fashioned but what was so wrong with
A bicycle pump and some used inner tubes?

Are we sure Ken's plan called for a Nobel prize winner?
Or was it a typo? Did Ken mean a plumber?
Probably not. We expect by midsummer
Ken's BP response will look dumber and dumber.

So why was Obama's green dream team a fizzle
And Ken so damn quick to approve lots more drilling?
Had he hidden the fact that he's more greed than green?
And a rodeo toadie who was seeking top billing?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/20/10

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