"Enough Of That"

(When Heritage Foundation is full up and fed up)

When Heritage finds it is full up with has-beens
And decides it has had "Enough of that,"
Will Charlie Crist as well as Chris Christie
End up becoming a true Democrat?

How many "thinkers" can one think tank use
Before all its "thinkers" are completely thought out?
As the public discovers use-by dates have expired,
The Tea Party's done for, without a doubt.

Trickle-down was out-dated
When Reagan first bought it,
And dead as a doornail
When Bush shouted "I got it,"

And a lingering death thanks to Boehner and Norquist.
Ryan and Rubio will see to all that,
Aided and abetted by Sarah Palin.
To the senile McCain, a tip of the hat.

So here we are with Crist and Christie,
Two fledgling has-beens with no place to go.
Can we persuade Dr. Oz at Monsanto
To drug them up with Monsanto Nouveau?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/9/12

To 'Charlie Crist, Democrat:
     Former GOP Governor Changes Party Affiliation'

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To 'Is it game over for Grover Norquist?'
To 'Grover Norquist Sees the Fiscal Cliff and Guns It'
To 'US descending into fiscal farce'
To 'Grover Norquist's No-Tax Pledge Verses'
To 'Grover's Pledglings Verses'
To 'Bah, Humbug, Dr. Oz' Verse'
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     GMOs Are Devastating Health'